chosenprat:

I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did it anyway since there’s no difference between yes and no and that’s the story of how I gave someone a bloody nose

basedgosh:

youre a masturbator? masturLATER i have no time for sinners

chicken-dinosaurs:

mausspace:

methelorac:

theinturnet:

Diabetes here I come!

What the

god damn it

why must we play god

That’s not a chocolate bar, that’s a bloody chocolate brick

I don’t think anyone will ever understand how much I love @falloutboy . 6 years well worth the wait. #falloutboy (at Fox Theater)

cristinaya:

Shine bright like a washed nintendog